The Postal Heist

How Temu Sellers Are Hijacking USPS to Fuel America’s Cheap-Shit Addiction

The American Dream, 2025 edition: a $3.99 wireless charger, $1.88 sequined crop top, and a $0.68 counterfeit USPS label.

We’ve all seen the ads. The dopamine hits. The viral unboxing haul brain rot. Temu’s algorithm knows you better than your therapist, peddling cheap like a street-corner dealer.

But those dirt-cheap prices aren’t just subsidized by Chinese factories looking to expand their US DTC market share. Somebody’s gotta pay for that $0.99 LED flashlight to jet from Guangzhou to your doorstep.

Turns out, that “somebody” is Uncle Sam.

And Temu’s sellers? They’ve cracked the code.

The 68-Cent Loophole

Picture this: A merchant in Shenzhen slaps a counterfeit USPS label on a package bound for Ohio. The label costs less than a gumball. The USPS worker in Queens scans it, shrugs, and sends it down the conveyor belt. No postage paid. No questions asked. Rinse. Repeat. 1,000 times a day.

This isn’t some dark-web fantasy. It’s happening in broad daylight on Xiaohongshu (China’s Instagram-meets-eBay), where sellers hawk paoshuidan (跑水单)—“running-water labels”—for 60 cents a pop. One merchant told Rest of World he’d never turn a profit on Temu without the scam: “If I paid legit shipping? I’d be bankrupt by breakfast.”

Meanwhile, USPS hemorrhages “astronomical” losses—millions vanish into the void, swallowed by barcodes as fake as a Canal Street Rolex.

The De Minimis Dilemma

Blame the $800 loophole. For years, parcels under that value waltzed into the U.S. tax-free. Trump axed it. But Temu sellers adapted: stash inventory in L.A. warehouses, dodge tariffs, and when logistics costs bite? Enter the counterfeit label mafia.

It is not an old game. In 2023, a California logistics operator got busted for scamming USPS out of $150 million. Her partner-in-crime coded a program in China to mass-produce fake labels. She’s facing a decade in prison. But for every arrest, a hundred others slip through.

Postal workers admit the system’s porous. “If it’s not caught upstream, we let it ride,” one New York USPS employee said. Why? “Inspections cost manpower. And manpower costs money.”

Temu’s Tightrope Walk

Temu claims it’s cracking down. Fraudulent labels are “strictly prohibited.” Merchants risk bans, fines, lawsuits. But let’s get real—when your entire empire is built on cheap, pressure to cut corners is baked into the algorithm.

Even “legit” sellers get burned. Elena Wang, a contact lens vendor, bought “discounted” labels only to watch $10K worth of shipments get seized. “We wanted long-term business,” she said. But in the race to rock-bottom prices, ethics are a luxury few can afford.

The Real Cost of Cheap

Let’s not kid ourselves. This isn’t just about postage. It’s about the Faustian bargain we’ve made with Chinese e-commerce: convenience at the cost of chaos.

Every counterfeit label is a tiny grenade lobbed at USPS’s crumbling infrastructure. Every $0.68 scam fuels a cycle where platforms like Temu profit, sellers gamble, and Uncle Sam foots the bill.

As Lin Zhang, a researcher on China’s e-commerce scene, puts it: “China’s giving America what it wants—but it’s not free.”

The question isn’t if the loopholes will close. It’s how many $3 crop tops will vanish in the blast radius when they do.

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